the sixehs.

the one about the bee, the bragger and the kee.

all characters in this story are fictional.
its just pure coincidence if you find it similar to real life.

so one fine day..

a queen bee (or also known as beetai) saw kee in mou-mou school's yearbook and got super excited and high she went to taiting and said,"omg! who is this cute guy?!"
taiting answered,"kee!! i know hes like super hotttttt."

so beetai, or commonly known as bee, devised a plan so that she can meet kee at ehcram. along with the other members of the tai colony, they called up to almost every hot guy in mou-mou school (of course, with the much needed help of taiting who had a dozen or more contacts in her friends friends list.).

and then came teh bragger, who had warned kee of the plan bee had devised, so all the hot guys from mou-mou school said their parents did not allow them to go to ehcram (which was pretty much of a lame excuse) but teh bragger went there to chup xiao. bee and the rest of the tai colony went super emo and depressed and suffered from moodswings like those you see when a girl has pms, they started having these eat little so i can become more chio plans (note: they didnt stick to the plan).

bee decided to go for another try just to see the super duper hot kee (she had his number, email, address, credit card number after just one week by the way.). she asked kee (with the assistance of taiting) to go for the shake the planet concert, of which kee gladly (and disappointingly) agreed. bee went super high, she almost got caught by narcotics officers and the olympic commitee because she looked like she took ectasy, heroin, marajuana, ice, and steroids all at one go.

teh bragger is back, and after knowing of bee's plans he warned kee not to go for the concert (due to a rising number of paedophiles actually) so kee messaged bee with this: sorry im not able to go today. my father say i need to stay at home to study. but teh bragger went to look for bee but she went super emo and low again, her phone lagged like bangsai because of that stupid lame message. taiting and the rest of the tai colony, feeling so damn sad for bee, decided to ask (force) kee to meet bee.

nej, being such a nice friend, decided that deleting that lame message would be the best for bee. so she deleted it and bee's phone did not lag like bangsai for the next 24 hours. taiting and bee's tai colony finally forced kee to meet bee at the second shake the planet concert. bee saw kee and kee saw bee, and bee thought: hes so hotttttttttttttttt.

teh bragger is back again, this time he went to the second shake the planet concert. while bee was still fantasizing how kee was so damn hotttttttttttt, teh bragger grab hold of bee's face and kissed her, and said,"bee ive always loved you." bee went,"but i love kee." kee went," but i love teh bragger." teh bragger, and the tai colony immediately puked.

so it was a love triangle afterall, which always happen in the movies and tv serials.
bee loves kee, teh bragger loves bee, kee loves teh bragger.

2mins later, bee screamed," omg whos that hotttttttt guy over there?!"
taiting said," kee's bro. he isnt gay."

moral of the story: hot + cute guys are usually gay.



written by anon. (: