Friday, August 25, 2006

plans. and what they mean.





eat little so i can become more chio plan: officially established by the tai foundation, it was used to control the tais' diet, although it became a failure, as expected.

i need to become a mugger plan: currently used by no. 2,6,7,8 of the hit list. due to the overwhelming peer pressure, students tend to stick to this plan. always works.

eat little study more plan: used by people who often get depressed and stressed by their grades, such that they become anorexic.

i have to do maths or i would die plan: mainly used by scholars, though there might be some exceptional cases. be cautioned that your brain might cease to work.

i will and want to be the teacher's pet plan: currently not being used at all. be wary that you will be hated for life if you used.

call up every hot guy plan: also established by that tai foundation, although they often make the wrong calls. may or may not work. depends.

i need to eat tau huay plan: history states that this plan dated around 6 months ago. plan became a failure just after 3 weeks. seems that everybody hated tau huay by then.

i need to eat from the malay stall plan: still undergoing. should fail after 3 more weeks. chicken rice, chilli fried rice, prata.

bake cookies for teachers plan: going to be implemented. more news about this plan will be updated after next tues.

i need to clean the classroom plan: used by the cleanliness rep who thinks the classroom is always dirty. although sometimes just cant be bothered.

i need to talk plan: used by no. 10,14,16. sources stated that their phone bill has overshot the current $1000/per mth world record.


as an old saying goes: failure to plan, is to plan to fail.
make use of any opportunity to make a plan, no matter how lame it is.

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