the sixehs.

[THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. IF YOU SEE, OR READ SOMETHING FAMILIAR, JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES.]

Red Riding Rachel

(Don’t get me wrong. Anyone who can be blurrer than Rachel can be the main actress here, Beehim and the other Tais will go to the stage in the future)

One day, mother of 3R (stands for Red Riding Rachel, or Racing Running Rapper, even Running Rolling Rocks, use whichever you like) asked her to deliver 5 pies to her granma’s house (whose name was Cheok). 3R agreed and went to her granma’s house, which was located deep, deep in the forest.

Unfortunately, our 3R faced a wolf named 3E (Endangered Elephan Eugene). The wolf really wanter to have all the pies. So he stopped 3R and asked:

- Hey, Little 3R... I’m a poor poor wolf. I barely have money to eat Hokkien Mee at The Big Wok now....can u give me a pie?

- No! These pies are for my granma, 3C (Chickens Chew Cheok). If you don’t have money, go and work lah!

So 3E was really upset. He went away, but still thought of some ways to steal the pies.

It didn’t take that much time.

- Hey!!! 3R, I can tell you a place that there are lots of hot and cute guys. They are also very rich, and they will love you till the end of your life.

- Huh? REALLY? WHERE? WHERE?

- Just nearby, but I want a pie. This is trade and commodity, ya know?

- Hum....ok, how about 1 pie?

- Too little

- 2 pies?

- ................

- 3 pies?

- Ahem! The guys sure are hot.....

- Ok, 4 pies!

- You think guys are that cheap?

The left half of 3R’s brain, which was the hots for hot and cute guys fought vigorously with her right half, which was for eating.

The right half lost.

- Ok, take this!!!

3R threw the box contained 5 pies into 3E’s hands

- Nice, nice....That’s the way to go, bobo!

- Ok, tell me where the hot and cute guys are.

3E ate all the pies, then slowly replied

- Ok, tell me how old you are

- 15!

- And you still believe in fairy tales? What a shame.

Then 3E ran away.

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What’s the morale of the story?

The wolf rox... :P