the sixehs.

- Money can buy you a house, but cannot buy you a home

- Money can buy you a bed, but cannot buy you a good sleep

- Money can buy you a clock, but cannot buy you time

- Money can buy you books, but cannot buy you knowledge

- Money can buy you pills, but cannot buy you health

- Money can buy you XXX, but cannot buy you love

So you see, money cannot buy you everything. It's not only useless but also the source of evil and crime, it can only brings us pain. I tell you this because I'm your friend, and because I'm your friend, i can help you endure the pain that money brings to you
So give me all your money so that I can help you endure the pain. i bet you cannot find another friend who is as good as I am
and please give me money in CASH!