the sixehs.

the short, the shorter, the gint, the buzz.
a short story on a relatively unknown gang.

all characters in this story are fictional.
its just pure coincidencel if you find it similar to real life.

the grass is green, the sky is blue, the sun is shining and what have you. this story started about a year ago. ok fine, probably a year and two months to be more specific.

so one fine day, a short-er (for people who are short), a shorter-ter (for people who are abnormally short at the age of 12 and above), an albino white sheep, and an insect who buzzes chanced upon an advert in the straight times.

"attention to all ip wannabes! do you want to skip the O's?" oh by the way the O's was something terrifying in those times, really. it could shred your life into pieces or build one, of course people get stressed and depressed over the O's and turn to eat little study more plans which turned out to be pretty ineffective. oh some of these stressed people began to commit suicide, and vandalise their hands with their oh so emo knife marks, which was really unimpressive and has no artistic value.

back to point. and the point is, these people (relatively, they are more like beasts) saw the advert and they went for the test of which over 600 people participated in. and to much of my surprise (as an author, blogger, writer, sucker), they got in (well i did anticipate an anti-climax). dreadful. well this is no time to sulk, so lets continue with the story.

what a wonderful god we have. ok maybe it was due to some unknown factor like luck if you are an atheist that these people were grouped into the same class, having the same interests like oogling at boys from mou-mou school (eg: keys), going to ehcram blah blah blah. well, they did like the same guy from mou-mou school.

it would have been nice if he was one of a quadruplet. see there are four girls hitting on one guy, and then imagine one person wearing four sets of underwear, disgusting. i dont know why these four unknowns like this guy, it could be probably due to long conversations of," omg that ip guy is damn ugly." and until this guy turned up which they say," oh my damn hottttttt and cuteeee!"
like he was the only guy left on earth.

so each of the four unknown lifeforms began to ask him out for movies, dinners, dates etc etc. and they did spend some time at his house doing something. the gint was in the same church (i think) as the hotttt and cuteeee guy, so the other three girls were quite envious (a bad thing) of her because she could see him during church service and bible study.

well the shorter-ter had many contacts in mou-mou school, and had pleaded them to give her his number, of which they did. she sms-ed him, he sms-ed her, she called him, he called her, they spent most of the time during school doing all these rubbish.

and see, i can prove that insects are the cleverest beings on earth. the bee had already gotten hold of his very important information: his address, and email address. she sent spycams to his email and he (stupidly) opened it. she stalked him wherever he went, except for the guys toilet of course. and the other girls didnt know about this.

and the short-er. right. actually she doesnt like him.

so, the four girls called him out for dinner one night, their minds were already preoccupied with "do you want to be my girlfriend?" except fot short-er who was like "should i order steak or chicken chop? oh wait ive still got the eat little to become more chio plan to follow." and while they started to daydream, along came nairda (no, im not being a racist here) who sat beside the hottt and cuteeee guy and started doing things you wouldnt want to imagine (well try to think of: gaylang)

so the four girls almost died but they recovered from that painful memory which scarred them for life. they became really good friends after that, and they lived happily ever after (as bachelorettes).

at least they learned something: obessesing about the wrong guy could be fatal.

anon(: